Keep the Buzz Going

Fucking Bad Blogger

2008-07-15T23:48:00.003-04:00

But fucking fantastic life!!!

Just letting ya all know that I'm still around, even though I'm not around all that often any more.

You should all be fucking cheering for me, what with the way my life is going.

Edge and I are gonna do a quickie marriage when we get around to it. We're saving up enough dough right now for a trip somewhere fantastic. We'll get hitched just as soon as we book our tickets!!!

I haven't even had any fucking trouble at the farm.

Hot damn.

Any of you want to give me any shit??? FUCK OFF!!!

Holy Fucking Shit!!!!!!!

2008-05-25T10:32:00.002-04:00

Hey, I know I've been real bad about keeping up with this blog, but FUCK I've been having a fine time of it.

EDGE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM LAST FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you say WAY TO FUCKING GO!!!!!

And yeah, I said FUCK YES!!!!!!!

Quickie

2008-04-17T23:29:00.002-04:00

Just got up to pee and thought I'd update you all.

Life if fucking GREAT!!!!!

Work is goin real good. I quit fixing the wraps, and when they'd all lost their straps, the boss tried to give me shit about it. I just looked at him, said I'd fixed my share and it was someone elses turn. He was dumb enough to tell me I was the only girl there.

You all would have been proud of me for not up and telling him to fuck off right then. Instead I pointed at the new guy and said "He's enough of a pussy to qualify, I say it's his turn."

The boss hauled me into his office, where I figured he was going to yell at me. He busted out laughing though. Then told me he'd pay me a half day, once a month, if I'd keep the wraps fixed.

Good enough by me.

Stoned

2008-04-03T01:57:00.002-04:00

And luvin it.

Fuckin A I feel good tonight. Don't got to work tomorrow cause I broke my toe today. Well, not broke, broke, but I got stepped on good and was only wearing my tennis shoes. My toe swelled up something fierce, and the boss gave me these really big painkillers.

Ha, I fell asleep writing this. Gonna crawl into bed now.

Later.

Just Stuff

2008-03-22T22:03:00.001-04:00

Nothing much to say. I've been avoiding the new guy at work, and that's sort of working out.

Digger has been acting funny lately. Gave me shit about Edge being over here so much. Don't know what the fuck that's all about.

The band isn't doing much of anything. We barely even practice any more and that makes me fucking sad.

On the other hand, there are more people wandering in and out of the house than ever before. It's kind of nice, but kind of strange. I still get caught off guard. Like I took a shower, and was walking to my room naked, when I ran in some guy heading for the bathroom. Not that either of us minded, but I didn't plan it.

I may just do it more often.

Fucking Fuckers

2008-03-20T21:21:00.002-04:00

Why the fuck is it that when things are goin good some motherfucker has to fuck something up?????

New guy at work. Can't fucking keep track of his leg wraps. The velcro part keeps coming off of the damn things and I've been taking mine home and sewing them up. Well this new guy snags three sets of my leg wraps from my box. So I go over to him, and tell him he can't do that.

He gives me a dirty look, tells me to fuck off and kneels down and starts wrapping one around this horses leg.

I yell to the other guy that's been working there for fucking years. Tell him what's up. He looks at me, he looks at the new guy and he says (and I can't fucking believe this) "So, fix the rest of the wraps."

NOT MY FUCKING JOB ASSHOLE. FIX YOUR OWN FUCKING WRAPS.

I say "why don't you fucking fix them?"

He laughs and tells me it's girls work.

GIRLS WORK!!!

What do you think I said to that???

You got it. I said "FUCK OFF!!!"

Fucking Updates

2008-03-19T10:39:00.003-04:00

Yeah, I'm supposed to be at work right now, but the boss asked me to run an errand for him, and I stopped by the house to grab an early lunch.

Updates:
The job still rocks! For the most part the boss leaves me alone. Well, I have to get horses ready for him, and sometimes I have to run along behind him when he's going to show a client a horse. But he treats me like I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Edge and I are seeing each other pretty regular. The sex is fucking awesome. We get along great. Digger's been growling at the guy though, and I don't really know what to make of that.

We're playing fewer gigs these days. The guys are all bent on making money. Dont' know what for, but I get the feeling they're up to something. Just haven't bothered to ask them what.

Nobody's pissed me off in like three days. I think it's a record. I hope it's not a sign I'm getting old. I don't feel old. I don't ever want to act old.

So just for the hell of it, here's to all of you that deserve it: FUCK OFF!!!

Happy Party Day!!!

2008-03-17T20:04:00.002-04:00

Hey, I'm Irish!!!
I'm getting ready to go out and celebrate the day. With Edge!!!

I'm pretty damn sure I'll be drunk and occupied later, so I thought I'd just wish you all a happy one now.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna fuck him blind tonight!!!

FUCK THIS CUNT

2008-03-09T22:23:00.002-04:00

What the fuck is up with this woman? This Ruth Fowler chick? She's a fucking blogger, just like the rest of us. I haven't read many of her posts, but a really good friend of mine told me she got her shot at fame because of her blog.

Then she's got the nuts to write today's post - Reluctant?

Here's a bit of what she had to say:

You see, I actually hate blogging. I hate blogs. I don't read them. I find the whole concept a bit tasteless. I think it's absolutely grotesque, desperate and sad to need the attention of a pile of strangers from the internet to give you a feeling of self worth. I find people who write those cutesy blogs about their husbands and yeast infections, peppering their websites with grainy pics of spawn and puppies, utterly repulsive. I find the whole comments phenomenon pointless and gratuitous. Oh beebo101 thank you so much for sharing, I never realized there were so many women out there who had similar problems with female ejaculation and an addiction to Banana Republic. Thank you for making me feel normal. Oh please. Pass me a fucking bucket. So I can stick it up your bucket fucking cunt.

The majority of my hatred is reserved for sex bloggers - I find it amusing that I sometimes get referred to as a 'sex blogger', despite the fact I rarely have sex, and I never write about it, and if I did get laid I certainly wouldn't write about it. I find people who do vaguely repulsive, particularly those who have delusions of grandeur about themselves.

Which brings me round to the very obvious question: Why do I write a blog?

I started writing this blog in January 2005 because I'd written a novel when I was 23 and my agent at the time told me to start a blog as it was the only way for new writers to break into publishing. I write a blog now because my publicity people make me in the run up to the book's publication in June.

Which is not to say I don't like y'all and don't appreciate the kind messages and emails you send, but frankly, I'd rather not be here. I'd rather be absolved from duty to cyberspace and wallowing in obscurity somewhere writing books and screenplays and articles on commission.

Where the fuck does she get off dissing the very thing that "made" it for her? And what makes her think she's any fucking better than any one of us?

Ruth Fowler, or Mimi in New York, or whatever the fuck you want to call your two faced ass ... FUCK OFF!!!

Damn

2008-03-05T22:14:00.002-05:00

Didn't realize it'd been so long since my last post. Sorry guys.

Yeah, the horse place keeps me busy, but that's not the biggest news. Nope.

You remember Edge? Well... we're kind of dating now. And he's not fucking paying for it!!!!

YES, HE FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT!!!!!

And fuck if it wasn't the best sex I've ever had.

So, when I'm not shoveling shit, I'm spending a lot of my free time with him.

If you know what I mean.

Two More Days

2008-02-22T23:44:00.003-05:00

Then I finally get a day off.

Not that I mind so much with this job. So far the only people I've had to deal with are the trainer (my boss) and his wife. Oh, and some of the people that own the horses here. They're almost all gay guys though.

I felt kinda bad for this one dude. He was this younger guy with one of the owners, and the owner just kind of left him hanging there. So I snagged him, and had him come along with me while I worked.

Gave me a pissy feeling towards this owner, and I'd liked the guy before.

So for all you rich pricks out there, here's a word of advice: You want the arm candy? You like fucking the young ones? Treat them like fucking human beings too. You'd be surprised how much more they'd do for you.

Either that, or you can just FUCK OFF!!!

Life in General

2008-02-22T00:40:00.002-05:00

Yeah, I know I've been talking about this new job, and not much about the other shit in my life, but that's just it. There isn't a whole lot of other shit in my life right now.

I see Digger every day, the other guys a few times a week. More if we've got a gig.

We're not playing as much, since everyone is working now, and we're trying to settle into a new routine.

I rarely find strangers wandering around the house when I get up these days, and to be honest, I kind of miss that.

But what I miss most of all, and you all know this, is the sex.

Fuck, I need to get laid.

Some kind of Shit

2008-02-20T23:21:00.002-05:00

Man, today I learned to do something I ain't all that thrilled about.

See these horses I'm working with are called Saddlebreds. They trot real fancy, holding their tails up while they do it.

I found out today how they get them to keep those tails up.

See, they've got this stuff that's a ginger salve. You dig a gob of it out of the jar, spit on it, then shove it up their ass. Yup. Up their ass.

I've had my fingers up a dude's ass, but this is a whole new ballgame.

Guess I don't really mind doing it, but damn it's something I'd never have imagined doing to a horse.

I'm Fucking AWAKE

2008-02-19T05:53:00.002-05:00

At this fucked up hour of the morning.

And I don't mind.

Heading off to work shortly, but I wanted to tell you what I fucking found out yesterday. Horses have giant sized COCKS. Man, I learned how to wash the fucking thing. And when I say GIANT, I mean it's longer than my fucking arm!!!

Balls bigger than my fist.

Now SHUT THE FUCK UP all you out there that are thinkin I'm fucking turned on by this. NOT TURNED ON. Freaked. Amazed. But not the fuck turned on.

Just FUCK OFF!!!

This Job ROCKS!!!

2008-02-17T19:05:00.002-05:00

Okay, so I got me this job at a horse farm now. Show horses. And what I got to do is take care of them and get them ready for the trainer.

So far my days are pretty much mucking out stalls, grooming the horses, cleaning tack, putting the stuff on the horses and taking them out to the guy to ride. Then cooling them off, cleaning them up, and putting them back in their stalls.

A lot of them have shit they have to wear in their stalls like leg wraps or these wraps around their necks.

Then, when everything else is done, I feed them.

Then boss says come the warmer months there's shows that we'll be going to around the area.

And I fucking LOVE IT!!!!!!!

BORING!!!

2008-02-09T18:05:00.000-05:00

God damn but my life is boring.

I do the lunch waitressing thing during the day, practice with the guys, play a gig or two, AND THAT'S MY FUCKING WEEK.

Oh, and get this, they deduct my pay if I break anything. Or if anyone skips out without paying. And I've gotta pay half for anything I eat or drink. I ain't sure it's worth it.

I need another job.

My FEET HURT!

2008-01-31T23:23:00.000-05:00

So's my ASS.

This job is SO NOT WORTH IT!

I hate this fucking job. I hate people. I hate that they FUCKING have to GRIPE about every little FUCKING THING. Too hot, too cold, not enough.

FUCK OFF! Don't you people get it? You're spending less than ten bucks here, save it for someone that CARES!

They're sucking the life right outta me.

Where the FUCK am I?

2008-01-30T01:23:00.000-05:00

Who fucking wants to know?

Okay. I haven't been keepin ya all up to date, so here's a quick rundown.

Digger has moved in with me. But not IN with me.

There's more people in the house all the time now, but that's okay. Sort of. Well, I kind of HATE it, but I don't have no choice.

I haven't been fucked since...

I really miss being fucked. I really WANT to get fucked.

Shit.

PEOPLE SUCK!

2008-01-28T17:17:00.000-05:00

Hey folks, just had to fucking vent. Ya know???

So I got this day job at this bar we've played gigs at. I'm just there to wait tables for the lunch crowd. Figured it wouldn't be too bad. Don't have to get up too early, don't have to work too long. Still have my nights for the band.

What I didn't figure was that people are shits. Well, I knew there were shits out there all along, but man, I'm just trying to get your fucking lunch. And how fucking picky can you be about a $6.50 sandwich platter?

Tips? Like you're payin me for extra service? Tell you what, you keep that dollar, and I'll think about not spitting on your cheeseburger.

God damn, fucking son of a bitch!

My thanks

2008-01-14T12:24:00.000-05:00

I just had to stop in and thank all the great folks that left their good wishes for me.

What happened to me taught me a few hard lessons. Ones I'm still coming to grips with. I guess the biggest one is that I'm not as smart as I think I am. That's a tough one to take.

Outside of that, I'm doing ok. Getting better.

I think you're the best Renegade.

And I loved the card Outis.

As for the rest that left comments, they really did help. Whether you knew me or not didn't matter. You gave me your support. I can't even think of a word to tell you how great that is.

Digger and the guys have picked up extra work so that I don't have to go out with men anymore for money. We're going to keep it that way.

And this blog? I'll be back eventually. I'm just not ready yet.

Luv you all.

For those of you I don't you can FUCK OFF!!!

Razor Mick will be gone a while

2007-12-29T11:16:00.000-05:00

Sorry it took so long to write this post.
On December 9, Mick took a "job" without talking to any of us about it.
In the early morning hours of December 10, the man stabbed Mick six times and left her for dead in a dumpster behind an abandoned warehouse.

Later that morning some kids found her.

Last night she was finally moved from intensive care into a regular room.

The guys and I would like to thank everyone that's been kind to her on her blog here. I can't tell you if Mick will be back, but I can tell you that she's going to live.

And a special thanks to Renegade Evolution. She's mentioned you, and I think, when she's up to it, she'd like to keep in touch.

Digger

Something Else

2007-12-06T11:33:00.000-05:00

Okay, so I've been thinking about the shit I stirred up over the selling thing. I know what went down, and I'm cool with it. Things are going to remain pretty much how they were, cept the guys are going to let me know if someones paid for me so I don't get ideas.

We've got a gig tonight, so I'm not going to be around much today. We're heading over to Cool's to wrap up practice on one of the new songs I wrote. Then I'll come back and change for the show.

If I sound a little down, it's just that I feel like life slapped me upside the head. Or I need more coffee.

I don't even feel like telling anyone to fuck off.

Heh

2007-12-01T21:12:00.000-05:00

So I kinda took Renegades advice and I went off on Digger and Horndog for selling me without my knowing.

I really went at them too. Kinda lost control of myself and was waving my arms and screaming.

Once I ran out of steam the guys made me sit down. Then they talked to me.

Seems that the selling thing was my idea one night. The guys tried to talk me out of it, but I insisted.

I just don't remember cause it was Spin's birthday and we were drinkin shots of tequila.

So, um, I don't know what to say except I fucked this one all up.

FUCK ALL OF YOU

2007-11-29T11:37:00.000-05:00

I think.

Fuck if my head isn't fucked up right now.

Last night I told you I was going to look for Edge. I really liked that guy, thought we had something going there.

I'd just spotted him at the Station when Horndog grabs me and hauls me over by the back door.

You are not going to fucking believe what he told me.

I always felt real good towards the guys for making sure I had a roof over my head, and food in my cupboards. Now I know how they were paying for all this shit.

THEY'VE BEEN SELLING ME! Fuckin Edge paid for the fuck. God damn it.
I don't give a rats ass about the guys charging and all, I'm just pissed they didn't tell me about it.

Don't know what I'm gonna do now. If I'm gonna do anything at all. Gotta think about that. What a headfuck.

Hot Damn

2007-11-27T18:50:00.000-05:00

I am so fucking happy right now. I FEEL GOOD, even though there ain't a specific reason I should.

I'm going out to the Station tonight, and I'm hoping to hook up with Edge. Or someone.

Yesterday was pretty much ate up with practice. We tried out some of the new songs I'd written, and they didn't suck near as bad as I expected them to. Digger even said he was impressed!

Now I'm off to scrounge for something to eat. I'd tell ya'll to fuck off, but I'm in too fucking good a mood for that.

Mind your own fucking business!

2007-11-25T21:12:00.000-05:00

What the fuck makes people think they can run other peoples lives???

You know, I'm minding my own damn business, buying some beer and frozen pizza's at the Safe-way, when some bitch of a woman comes up to me and tells me it's the Lord's day.

So I asked her if he wanted some pizza and beer too.

She makes a face at me and says that I should be home cooking a decent meal for my family and not indulging in sinful shit instead. Well, she didn't say shit, but you get my drift.

Who the fuck is she? The diet police?

And what fucking family would I be feeding?

Fuck It!

2007-11-24T19:44:00.000-05:00

Okay, I've fucking tried it your way, now I'm going to do it MY WAY.

I'm gonna party when I want. I'm gonna fuck when I want. I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want to, you got that???

From now on, I'm gonna get out there and LIVE.

You don't like it? FUCK OFF!!!

Giving Thanks

2007-11-23T11:30:00.000-05:00

Cause of a comment left yesterday, I got to thinking about what I'm thankful for.

Here's my list:
Men
The guys.
Good friends that are always there for me. (Includes the guys too)
Renegade Evolution, and other people like her.
Dogs. I really love dogs.
Coffee.

Fuck, I really need some coffee.

Changed My Mind

2007-11-22T00:30:00.000-05:00

I've decided that I'll tell you about the date another time.

I can hear ya cussing now. Well tough SHIT. This is my goddamned blog and I'll write what I want to here.

Today is Thanksgiving, and I thought I'd tell you what I'm going to be doing today.

Not much.

Moocher and Digger and me will go over to Horndogs. Some other people will show up that don't have anywhere else to be. We'll all pitch in and either bring something, or help cook something there.

There'll be a ton of food and drink, and music.

And I'LL HAVE A FUCKING AWESOME TIME. Always do.

Wow

2007-11-21T09:34:00.001-05:00

Just rolling in. Needs to get me some sleep. I'll tell ya'll about the date when I get up.

For now, I'll tell you it was FUCKING AWESOME.

Ya'll SUCK

2007-11-18T00:03:00.000-05:00

So I'm taking a little time each day to visit these blogs around the internet. I'll stop and drop a comment if I like what the person has to say, or how they say it, ya know?

But I couldn't figure out the reaction I was getting from some people out there. Until one asshole tried to slide the insult past me, figuring cause I'm rough around the edges that means I'm stupid too.

So here's what I'm saying to all you ASSHOLES out there. By the time guys or chicks are nearing thirty you can bet your ass they've had sex before. Probably several times with several different people. THEY JUST DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

Me? I've got nothing to be ashamed of. I LOVE SEX!!! You got that? I absolutely love every part of it. And NO I'm not ready to settle down, so NO I'm not hooking up with one guy and one guy only yet.

So you men out there that would fuck any decent looking chick that offered, but get all bent out of shape cause I admit to fucking any decent looking guy I feel like, YOU CAN BITE MY ASS.

OH yeah, I see a world of difference between us, but it's not the same fucking thing you see. I'm the one thing you'll never be. I'M HONEST.

So get the fuck out of my blog and go fuck YOURSELVES.

I'm a Clod

2007-11-17T10:50:00.000-05:00

Don't get me wrong, I love men. But sometimes they can be, well, too THERE.

So we're playing last night, all of us crammed together on this tiny stage, and it's hard for me to move without bumping into Spaz or Horndog. Hell, one time I ran into one of Cool's drums.

So what was I saying? Oh yeah. Guys are checking me out, and I'm feeling really good about that, but I'm starting to feel trapped.

Then this one really big dude comes and stands right in front of me. Almost made me forget my words cause he's almost tall enough to look me in the eyes and I'm a couple feet off the floor.

We get done with that song, and the big guy leans towards me. THAT'S when it happened. I felt like all the air in the room was sucked out.

Big guy is saying something but I can't hear him cause all I can hear is my breathing.

Then he reaches for me. Fuck me. I made this strange "Eeep" sound and backed up real fast. Right into Cool's cymbal stand. The stand, the cymbals and me all went crashing to the floor. I flopped around for a bit before Digger gave me a hand up.

Pretty slick, huh? Gave everybody a good laugh except for Big Boy who was lookin kind of put out.

WELL FUCK ME!

Gig Tonight

2007-11-16T16:32:00.000-05:00

We're playing at a new place tonight. Not a big bar, but real popular. Since we're cramped on stage space, we're leaving a lot of the effects gear here at home.

Last night's party was THE BEST. And I want to tell Danny and Mischa BEST OF EVERYTHING!!!!!

I kind of fucked up getting her that pin. The other people got her fancy underwear and sex toys. She looked a lot happier getting the dildo's than she did the pin.

Which made me take a closer look at Danny. Hard to tell, but he looked big enough in his jeans, to do the trick.

But the best part of the night came when Spin introduced me to this fucking HUNK. Guy goes by Edge, and I could see why. Really sharp.

And I gots to take him home with me. ME.

I actually want to see him again. Who knew?

You Know you Want to

2007-11-15T21:45:00.000-05:00

Cool and some of the other guys are picking up the tab tonight for Danny and Mischa's engagment party.

I found this funky little pin made up of watch guts as a gift for Mischa. I've never seen anything like it, and for some reason I really like it.

Digger asked all of us to play for free, and I reminded him I was a little short on rent money. For some fucking reason he just smiled at me, said "don't worry" and that was that.

Heading out in about five minutes. I'm dressed for success in a short skirt and T. Got my ankle boots with the clunky heels on, and I'm ready to ROCK.

Later.

Just saw the title of this post and I can't remember why I wrote it. HA!

Oh OW!

2007-11-15T09:59:00.000-05:00

Got an email yesterday from a fan of mine. He told me I was an "Ignorant, foul mouthed, whore."

And here I thought I was losing my touch!

It's Your Day!

2007-11-14T11:00:00.000-05:00

Happy B-Day Bitch!
Now I've got to tell you, even I don't always know how to take this chick. For the most part I think she's just fucked in the head.

But I dropped by her site and found out that today is her birthday, so I'm gonna wish her a happy one, and direct all of you over to the land of odd to give her a big WaHoo for her 28th: Scorpios Love to Fuck

Check him OUT

2007-11-14T00:35:00.000-05:00

WaaHOOOOOO! I've got me a picture of Digger!!! And he doesn't know it!!!!

You all want to see what he looks like? Fuck yeah, ya do!

Here he is:

What do ya think? Not bad huh? Except for that FUCKING UGLY SHIRT.

Course, he's like a brother to me so I'd never fuck him.
Least, I don't think I would.

Hmmm.

Mornings Suck

2007-11-13T11:30:00.000-05:00

WHO THE FUCK WOKE ME UP?

You know what? You can all just FUCK OFF!

Well, except for that guy over there. He's looking pretty tasty right now. Think I'll go see what he's up to.

Home Sweet Home

2007-11-13T02:20:00.000-05:00

So I don't always know what day it is. The guys let me know when we're practicing, or have a gig, so I don't have to fucking trouble with that.

But I do know I love my home, sweet home. I never know who I'm going to find here, and more often than not, it's someone I want to fuck.

How many of you can say that huh?

Take tonight. I came in around ten to change for drinks over at Moochers. And BAM, I run right into this guy coming out of my kitchen. Totally hot. Hell, we didn't even talk to each other, just started tearing off each other's clothes.

Fuck me, he was a wild ride.

Just saw him out the door and felt like telling all of you to FUCK OFF! I had me some GREAT FUCKING SEX and you're sitting at home fucking reading about it.

I'm talking to you Horndog.

RenEv

2007-11-12T13:50:00.000-05:00

I met this really cool lady yesterday in my wanderings. She goes by Renegade Evolution and she's got a lot of interesting things to say. I really love how she sticks up for other women.

Horndog, guys, if you visit her and give her any shit I will fucking castrate you. YOU HEAR ME?

So here's where you can find her Renegade Evolution

Play nice guys, I like her.

Too Much Time

2007-11-12T00:32:00.000-05:00

What the fuck do people DO with all this TIME on their hands? I've practiced til my fingers about fall off, I've written three new songs that I HATE, and I've decided I don't like the fancy FUCKING mustard, but absolutely LOVE the regular yellow one.

I've also started looking around at other people's blogs to see what in the HELL they're talking about.

Okay, so I've found some real interesting things out there, and some people that maybe I'd like to get to know better. But I've also found a bunch of nutzoids.

Shit, it's just now going on 12:30 and I'm thinking about going to bed. Alone, no less. That really SUCKS.

There was one guy I read today though, that got me hot just with his writing. He'd probably kill me in person, but I'd sure like to give him a try.

11-11-11

2007-11-11T11:57:00.000-05:00

I started writing this at 11, so I guess that counts.
My father was a war buff. Told my brothers and me stories all the time. Maybe it's not something you should be raising your kids to, but he did alright by us. Got me to thinking that there's more of a war going on every day, then you read about in the news.

All I've got to say is, I hate fucking war. Dad say's they're necessary, and I won't go against the man, but still. Good people die. Wives and mothers die. Innocents die. Children die.

So for all of them, and for the men and women in uniform, here's my tribute:

This Ever Happen to You?

2007-11-10T09:15:00.000-05:00

I was bar hopping with a friend of mine who’s a male prostitute. He’s a married guy that cheats on his wife with both men and women, and sells himself to men. We were at this one dive bar, and a guy came up to me and asked if I had any “works”. I told him “not on me”.

My friend pulls me aside and asks me what “works” are. I tell him, “stuff to shoot up with”. You know, inject drugs right into your bloodstream.

My friend about pops a vein he’s so pissed off at me.

Go figure.

BORED

2007-11-02T20:07:00.000-04:00

We're playing tonight, and the boys have given me a DRINK LIMIT.
THREE! Now what the fuck is that all about?

Three fucking drinks. And that includes any after party I might go to.

AND they're dividing up their time so one of them is always with me. IS THAT INSANE OR WHAT?

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blech

2007-11-02T09:01:00.000-04:00

Okay, so I was partying pretty hard there, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that, every once in a while, ya know?

So I come walking in to my place, and damned if Digger wasn't waiting for me. He took me over to Horndogs and the rest of the guys were there and they TALKED to me about all this drinking and such I was doing and how I was taking it too far when I started missing practice and all.

Pissed me off.

But I've had a few days to think about it now and the guys had a point.

Doesn't mean I want to be awake at fucking nine in the morning though.

Where are the MEN????

2007-10-30T23:42:00.000-04:00

Damn it, I'm so fucking tired of meeting BOYS. Aren't there any MEN out there????
And I sure as fuck ain't talking chronology kiddies. No, guys of all ages here fall under the BOY category.

And I'm sick and fucking tired of it.

And what's with these crappy come-ons? Is there a class where they teach all of you to say this stupid shit? Do you really think women fall for it?

WE DECIDE TO FUCK YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD!

Hotness

2007-10-26T21:39:00.000-04:00

Getting ready for a party. Don't mind if I say so myself, but I think I look pretty hot.

Course, I plan on losing the gloves right away. Don't really like wearing them, but they do look cool.

Later.

What the Fuck Day is IT?

2007-10-25T01:25:00.000-04:00

Fucking Christ, I don't even know what day it is right now.
Woohoooooooo.

Bring me another glass of tequila!!!!!
Who's that over by the plant? The one with the big leaves on it?

Have I fucked him yet?
I'd better go find out. He's mighty sweet to look at. Great ass.

Fuckin A

2007-10-23T00:10:00.000-04:00

Fuck me, but I've had a hell of a day today. Nobody, and I mean nobody bothered me before three o'clock this afternoon! Then Moocher and Frick and I went out and got some Chinese take-out which we took over to Horndog's place.

If you've never been to Horndogs, you'd bust an eye. The guy is a total pussy hound, looks like Satan, but he's this genius with decorating. But you didn't hear that here.

Anyway, he's always up for Chinese, and he's always got beer and booze on hand so we spread out over there and chow down. Then one thing leads to another and before I know it there's people all over the place. And you'll never guess who the fuck showed up!

One of the roadies for the Black Keys. Well, not really a roadie, but I couldn't figure out what he really was so I gave up.

So what the fuck am I doing blogging after all this fun???
Fuck if I know, but it seemed like a good idea when I started. Just too fucking hard to type.

Why am I here?

2007-10-21T14:32:00.000-04:00

Ever have one of those days when you don't know why you bothered to get up? I'm having one right now.

Had a great night last night and ended up with a guy that went by Grouch. Don't know why he was called Grouch, he was anything but grouchy to me. He had a nice fat cock too, even if it curved off to the left a little.

And he was a master with his tongue.

He also left this morning without my having to get violent with him.

Maybe that's why I'm in the fucking mood I'm in. Nobody's pissing me off. I'm not used to that.

So all your lurkers out there, one of you step forward and give me what I need.

PISS ME OFF.

Hell of a Day

2007-10-20T20:49:00.000-04:00

Took it easy today. We usually practice on Sat., but our gig fell through for tonight so we all decided to take a day off. Did some shopping instead. If nothing else I've got some food in the fridge and plenty of beer.

Course I'm going out tonight. Haven't decided where yet. Danny suggested the Train Station, but whenever I go out with him we just get shitfaced and I end up coming home alone. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just don't feel like it. Hell, how many good years do I have left to fuck? I want to get it all in now, ya know? Nothing like a stiff cock, an experienced tongue and a good set of hands.

Speaking of cock, I still need to get Spaz for "selling" me to guys. He thinks it's fucking hi-larious. That has GOT TO STOP.

YOU HEAR ME YOU LOSER?

Don't Fucking Talk to Me

2007-10-20T08:34:00.000-04:00

I aint awake yet. Got up to take a leak and this song started playing in my head.
Gotta get it down before I forget.

Here I am
Knowing this is the best time of my life
Singing along to the radio
Where the fuck did you go?

Turning the corner
I see other lovers touching
I can almost feel your hands on me
Where the fuck can you be?

I’m lookin like a million
Flying on a natural high
Want to do that certain thing you do
Where the fuck were you?

I step onto the patio
The night breeze warm and dry
Muffled whispers draw me near
And I find you, I find her, and I see

This time’s for me
You are not bringing me down
You’re the loser here

This life is mine
And it rocks the fucking walls
I’ve got nothing to fear

Cause my future is brighter
Than yours will ever be
This time’s for me

Now don't fucking bother me until AFTER NOON.

HEY GUYS!!!

2007-10-19T21:07:00.000-04:00

THIS IS MY BLOG.
If you know what's good for you, you'll mind your fucking manners here.

I've actually got a couple of people who are NOT YOU that leave comments here.

NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU COOL?

Bed Head

2007-10-19T18:46:00.000-04:00

So I took a nap. What the fuck, I'd had a full day with waking up to the strange dude, and all. And don't give me shit cause I know there's usually someone wandering around my place that I don't know.

But I'm trying to get ready for a party tonight and my hair won't fucking cooperate. I should just shave my fucking head.

DO YOU GUYS EVEN LOOK THAT HIGH? I swear, it would take the band a week to notice if I did.

First Halloween party of the year!!! I am so cranked. I've got some coke, a little smoke and I'm all set.

Can you say PARTY!!!!!!!

Who Let You In?

2007-10-19T12:22:00.000-04:00

Nothing like waking up to find some guy staring at your tits. It would have been different if I'd brought the guy here myself, but I didn't.

He looked familiar though, so that was a plus.

Why does it take so fucking long for the coffee to do it's fucking thing? And where are my pop tarts? Who ate my fucking pop tarts?

So what was the strange dude doing looking at my tits? I'll have to let you know after he can talk again. I left him clutching his nuts and groaning on the bedroom floor. Only reason I didn't kill him was he had his clothes on.

That, or I might have brought him home last night and just can't remember it. That has happened before.

Fuck it. It's too fucking early in the day to think.

Party Time

2007-10-19T01:46:00.000-04:00

Just finished the last set and I'm feeling like a gold. Danny brought a bottle of Dos Equis with him, and I think, between him and Spaz and me we've just about finished it off. I am so cranked.

We're heading over to Digger's in a couple of minutes. Moocher and Spin are still trying to pick up a couple of girls. I say they're wasting their time, but they don't listen to me none.

Fuck off Spaz.

Shit, you think the guy would have figured out that 200 no's means I ain't gonna fuck him.

Anyway, what was I saying? Fuck if I know. I'd bring you all along to the party, but that's the breaks.

Later.

Nightime is All Right

2007-10-18T21:32:00.000-04:00

Okay. I'm in my zone now. Thought all you miserable slobs might like to see the kinder, gentler side of me.

Ain't gonna happen. I don't have a kinder, gentler side ya fuckshits.

Why the fuck else do you think they call me Razor Mick?

So we're playing at some dump tonight. Free drinks though, so I guess I can suffer through it, huh? Better yet, I'll come back later and let you all share the fun with me.

Get a Fucking Clue People

2007-10-18T19:09:00.000-04:00

You think these people would know not to call me before noon. No matter how fucking rude I am to them, it doesn't get through their tiny, little pea-heads that I work until fucking two in the morning and the party for an hour or so after.

Either that, or find myself some dude and fuck his brains out.

So DON'T FUCKING CALL ME BEFORE NOON!

Man, that took too much energy. Had a late night last night, then I couldn't get rid of Dave, or Doug, or whatever he went by. I finally had to spit on him to get the point across. GO HOME.

And you Horndog, you can kiss my ass for that stunt you pulled last night. Don't ever try to fix me up with a psycho again.

Why

2007-10-18T01:41:00.001-04:00

I'll get around to posting something later.