Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Fucking Bad Blogger

But fucking fantastic life!!!

Just letting ya all know that I'm still around, even though I'm not around all that often any more.

You should all be fucking cheering for me, what with the way my life is going.

Edge and I are gonna do a quickie marriage when we get around to it. We're saving up enough dough right now for a trip somewhere fantastic. We'll get hitched just as soon as we book our tickets!!!

I haven't even had any fucking trouble at the farm.

Hot damn.

Any of you want to give me any shit??? FUCK OFF!!!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Holy Fucking Shit!!!!!!!

Hey, I know I've been real bad about keeping up with this blog, but FUCK I've been having a fine time of it.


Can you say WAY TO FUCKING GO!!!!!

And yeah, I said FUCK YES!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008


Just got up to pee and thought I'd update you all.

Life if fucking GREAT!!!!!

Work is goin real good. I quit fixing the wraps, and when they'd all lost their straps, the boss tried to give me shit about it. I just looked at him, said I'd fixed my share and it was someone elses turn. He was dumb enough to tell me I was the only girl there.

You all would have been proud of me for not up and telling him to fuck off right then. Instead I pointed at the new guy and said "He's enough of a pussy to qualify, I say it's his turn."

The boss hauled me into his office, where I figured he was going to yell at me. He busted out laughing though. Then told me he'd pay me a half day, once a month, if I'd keep the wraps fixed.

Good enough by me.

Thursday, April 3, 2008


And luvin it.

Fuckin A I feel good tonight. Don't got to work tomorrow cause I broke my toe today. Well, not broke, broke, but I got stepped on good and was only wearing my tennis shoes. My toe swelled up something fierce, and the boss gave me these really big painkillers.

Ha, I fell asleep writing this. Gonna crawl into bed now.


Saturday, March 22, 2008

Just Stuff

Nothing much to say. I've been avoiding the new guy at work, and that's sort of working out.

Digger has been acting funny lately. Gave me shit about Edge being over here so much. Don't know what the fuck that's all about.

The band isn't doing much of anything. We barely even practice any more and that makes me fucking sad.

On the other hand, there are more people wandering in and out of the house than ever before. It's kind of nice, but kind of strange. I still get caught off guard. Like I took a shower, and was walking to my room naked, when I ran in some guy heading for the bathroom. Not that either of us minded, but I didn't plan it.

I may just do it more often.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Fucking Fuckers

Why the fuck is it that when things are goin good some motherfucker has to fuck something up?????

New guy at work. Can't fucking keep track of his leg wraps. The velcro part keeps coming off of the damn things and I've been taking mine home and sewing them up. Well this new guy snags three sets of my leg wraps from my box. So I go over to him, and tell him he can't do that.

He gives me a dirty look, tells me to fuck off and kneels down and starts wrapping one around this horses leg.

I yell to the other guy that's been working there for fucking years. Tell him what's up. He looks at me, he looks at the new guy and he says (and I can't fucking believe this) "So, fix the rest of the wraps."


I say "why don't you fucking fix them?"

He laughs and tells me it's girls work.


What do you think I said to that???

You got it. I said "FUCK OFF!!!"

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Fucking Updates

Yeah, I'm supposed to be at work right now, but the boss asked me to run an errand for him, and I stopped by the house to grab an early lunch.

The job still rocks! For the most part the boss leaves me alone. Well, I have to get horses ready for him, and sometimes I have to run along behind him when he's going to show a client a horse. But he treats me like I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Edge and I are seeing each other pretty regular. The sex is fucking awesome. We get along great. Digger's been growling at the guy though, and I don't really know what to make of that.

We're playing fewer gigs these days. The guys are all bent on making money. Dont' know what for, but I get the feeling they're up to something. Just haven't bothered to ask them what.

Nobody's pissed me off in like three days. I think it's a record. I hope it's not a sign I'm getting old. I don't feel old. I don't ever want to act old.

So just for the hell of it, here's to all of you that deserve it: FUCK OFF!!!